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May 14

rest in peace Dudey and we love you Marshall man bring out some new shit your a beast man loved your shit on tim westwood
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Apr 30

comedycentral:
Rory Scovel: The Half Hour premieres Friday, May 11 at 11/10c. Click the image to watch Rory talk about doing stand-up at a poetry night and getting heckled in the Midwest in our exclusive interview.

Otto, why don’t you get some more gas? Here’s the “credit card”.
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Apr 28
what happens when you wear merch at school
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everyone:
why do you want the horizon
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everyone:
who's bleeding on the dance floor?
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everyone:
who's alexandria? are you asking her out?
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everyone:
why would you pierce a veil
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everyone:
devil wears prada? I LOVE ANNE HATHWAY
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everyone:
who's chelsea? why is she grinning?
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everyone:
why are you panicking at the disco? it's just a disco
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everyone:
why would you sleep with sirens
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everyone:
why are you motionless in white? are you racist against black
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everyone:
of mice and men? is that a book wat
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everyone:
why is suicide silence
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everyone:
i thought brides had white veils
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everyone:
is falling in reverse like jumping?
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everyone:
why are you escaping the fate?
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everyone:
why is your romance chemical?
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everyone:
wtf is on your shirt
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everyone:
WHY DON'T YOU WEAR STUFF THAT MAKES SENSE
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ok let me be honest some of these i dont get but i do get some and so i get the gist of it i hate when that kinda stuff happens
siktank asked: dah dah dah lol
asked and answered myself boy am i cool

comedycentral:
In case you missed it last night, click the image to watch the full episode of South Park’s mid-season finale, “Cartman Finds Love.”
very true

comedycentral:
In need of a Futurama premiere date? Why not Wednesday, June 20 at 10/9c?
i agree lol
Apr 27

im need a cig so bad right now and im tempted to smoke my comp cuz of this like if you agree
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